Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
its liver damage thursday
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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