I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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