The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I just want to make out with him forever
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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