Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
