Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I just want nice things and good sex
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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