Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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