I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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