You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Randomize
