Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
It's Friday. Sex?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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