Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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