If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
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