Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
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laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
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You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
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The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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