We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
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You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
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Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
how does that bad decision feel?
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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