Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
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do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
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You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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