i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
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Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
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I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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