I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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