it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
dude i'm inner monologue high
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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