I don't think brook has ever known best
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
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I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
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Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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