I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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