Where did you get a picture of my penis
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
we're making bets on your personal life
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
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we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
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Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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