This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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