Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
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He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
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11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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