im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
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he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
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I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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