: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
