nut hugger
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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