i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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