we have pet lesbian snakes
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
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at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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