Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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