and next time when you feel me up, do it right
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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