He disabled his match.com account in front of me
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Randomize
