so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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