You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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