these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
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the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
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You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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