i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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