and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
