There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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