he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
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Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
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Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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