I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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