all she had left on were here heels. phone five
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
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She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
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there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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