apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
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