U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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