i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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