You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Duck Duck Cougar?
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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