She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
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