I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
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Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
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Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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