did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
Randomize