I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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