I CAN MOONWALK!
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
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If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
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Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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