So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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