hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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