Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
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Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
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His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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