11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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