you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
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when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
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Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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