thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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