Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Do vagina's smell?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Even my vagina gasped.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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