I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
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Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
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I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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