The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
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her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
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He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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