I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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