Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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