He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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