I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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