3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
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ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
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could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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